tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5721082653718997788.post8890311475050988368..comments2023-11-27T23:30:40.341-05:00Comments on Anything But Theist: You Ever… #2Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02504734487692109101noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5721082653718997788.post-36622002184944395722011-01-27T00:20:40.438-05:002011-01-27T00:20:40.438-05:00A fountain? Pretend I'm a fountain? WTF? When ...A fountain? Pretend I'm a fountain? WTF? When I was a kid I used to hold real still and pretend I was a statue. Other times, when I had the living room to myself, I would pretend I was a chair and that the couch and sofa were my parents. But a fountain while showering? No. I did pretend a few times that the shower head was evil and that the water was brainwashing me to think like Bret Alan, but my will for freedom was too strong to succumb.<br /><br />When I was very little and my mom ran baths for me, I would pretend that the washcloth was an alligator and as it drifted in the water I would try and get away from it. Bathtubs sure were huge back then.Nickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09991410496107221875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5721082653718997788.post-38547456280893149632011-01-26T23:08:06.518-05:002011-01-26T23:08:06.518-05:00I've done that with my penis, so it looks like...I've done that with my penis, so it looks like I'm healthy and peeing clear.Dirty Bitnoreply@blogger.com