Wednesday Word: Senser

Senser: one who censors because they are overly sensitive

Wednesday Word: Rape-publicans

Rape-publicans: members of the “legitimate” right

Wednesday Word: Christophrenic

Christophrenic: a person who believes they hear Jesus speaking to them

Wednesday Word: Olympicks

Olympicks: the people you root for, then forget about for 4 years

Wednesday Word: Teavangelical

Teavangelical: one who thinks Jesus healed the sick for a profit

Wednesday Word: Submitt

Submitt: what Romney hopes disillusioned Republicans will do

Wednesday Word: Religionista

Religionista: someone who wears their religious affiliation with too much pride

Wednesday Word: Ambiguism

Ambiguism: a religion that too vague to disprove and too amorphous to be meaningful

Wednesday Word: Retrogradualism

Retrogradualism: the belief that things are slowly regressing

Wednesday Word: Molextation

Molextation: when someone sexts you inappropriately; see also “textual harassment”

Wednesday Word: Funemployed

Funemployed: when losing your job allows you time to pursue your passions

Wednesday Word: Buddhistafarian

Buddhistafarian: a pot-smoking Buddhist (see also: White Buddhist)

Wednesday Word: Soccerbation

Soccerbation: pleasing yourself without using your hands

Wednesday Word: Longversation

Longversation: a chat that just won’t end

Wednesday Word: Failosopher

Failosopher: someone who can’t hide the fact that they’re a sophist

Wednesday Word: Censorshipwreck

Censorshipwreck: when someone’s reputation sinks for trying to silence others

Wednesday Word: Gratudity

Gratudity: gratuitous nudity

Wednesday Word: Wikipenis

Wikipenis: a know-it-all dick

Wednesday Word: Democrazy

Democrazy: government selected by those insane enough to vote

Wednesday Word: Ignorational

Ignorational: something that makes sense the less you think about it