Since we atheists are apparently adding symbols to the end of the letter “A” to signify what kind of atheist we are now, here are some suggestions:
A$$: for those who see the profit potential in Atheism; it’s atheism dollar dollar bills, y’all. In gold we trust.
AK: for those atheists who like to not only pack heat, but also demand the sort of firepower usually reserved for frontline soldiers
A!: FOR ATHEISTS WHO ONLY TYPE IN CAPS!
A*: for atheists who aren’t really atheists; perfect for those who believe in “spirituality” or just love going to church, even though they know there’s no god
A&W: for atheists who like their root beer in a frosty mug
A++: for people who want to be even snootier than those at FTB
Am: for young atheists (get it… it’s a music pun on “A minor”)
AP: for young atheists who are taking college classes in high school
Ah-ha: for atheists who just realized that they don’t believe in gods
A-: for atheists who don’t think things are going to get any better
A™: a wholly owned subsidiary of Godless Inc.
A?: for people somewhere between atheism and agnosticism
A∑: for talking about all atheists as a whole, added together
A1: for atheists who enjoy steak
A. : for those who are just an atheist, period
Good post Bret. Very funny. Oh, I guess Tim already said that.
ReplyDeleteThis is by far the best blog entry I've read all month. Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeleteI'm an A&W atheist myself.
A. I'm an atheist without adjectives.
ReplyDeleteFunny, thanks!
ReplyDeleteA:) - I'm a Happy Atheist
I give this post an A+, no wait...
ReplyDeleteWhat do you have to do to reach A double-plus-Good?
ReplyDeleteI think at that level of atheism, you probably have to wear some sort of strange head gear.
DeleteI want to be A+ infinite pluses = supergood atheist ... Is that possible ?
ReplyDeleteA+∞
Deletehttp://i.imgur.com/BuN9L.png
DeleteI have beliefs as hypotheses within systems of knowledge as logical structures, and if a spiritualist says God is unknowable, I have no choice logically but to say I don't believe one way or another about God as there is no point to it, much as I would like to be an Aetheist.
ReplyDeleteA This is the kind of atheist I am. thank you I enjoy your site.
ReplyDeleteNancy Hasenpusch
Nice post. I'm an Atheist Absurdist (AA) myself.
ReplyDeleteStay on the wagon, my friend.
DeleteALB Atheist left behind getting lost in all the division that is happening.
ReplyDeleteI'm A#&!% because I say naughty words.
ReplyDeleteA++: objected-oriented atheist
ReplyDelete*object-oriented
DeleteWait, does that make me an AK?
ReplyDeletewhat about this one, for those of you that get it:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA++++++++++++ : eBaytheist
A++Good - Big brother is watching you not pray.
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