Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Top Ten: Things to Invest In During This Recession

10. Cheap beer
9. Petroleum products
8. Tortillas
7. Bankruptcy law firms
6. Rental properties
5. Pawn shops
4. Prozac
3. Funeral homes
2. Pepper spray and tasers
1. Gold plated yachts

3 comments:

  1. 10. Arable land
    9. Bows
    8. Arrows
    7. Water purification stills
    6. Wood stoves
    5. Residential wind turbines
    4. DIY medical manuals
    3. Emergency supplies
    2. First Aid kits
    1. Firewood

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  2. That isn't what you invest in during a recession... that's what you stockpile in the event of society collapsing, or some sort of zombie apocalypse.

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  3. That isn't what you invest in during a recession...

    It is if you believe that the "recession" in question is a harbinger of the coming apocalypse.

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