Top Ten: Additional Bad Product and Business Ideas

Based on the popularity of the first one...

10. Fishbook (social networking for schools; goes downhill when whales can join)
9. MP3-to-8-track Recorder
8. Monkey Off Your Back (wax body hair removal for men)
7. Filet Mignon in a Can
6. Paranoid Thunder (an even louder and more sensitive car alarm)
5. Tads (advertising written in body paint on topless women at major events)
4. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Salt
3. Zombie Insurance
2. felloffatruck.com (suspiciously inexpensive electronics and cigarettes)
1. Beggars Inc. (a franchise of highway off-ramp and mall exit panhandlers)

Stump a Christian #27

Is there a polite way to tell someone their religion is ruining the world? I’m asking for a friend, because I don’t give a shit about people’s feelings (why mince words?), but some people do, so… how does one convey the idea that these organizations called “churches” are ruining the world while hiding behind a thin veneer of soup kitchens?

Snippet: Tropical Depression

A downgraded hurricane is a “tropical depression,” which is weird. That sounds like the economic situation that would occur if the price of sugar cane and bananas dropped, or the emotional state of a Jamaican if he runs out of weed.

Monday Rule: Congressional Pay

Congress should be paid by the hour for how much actual work they do, and only at minimum wage.

Snippet: Bullying

I depart from a lot liberals on the issue of bullies. Too many liberals think verbal bullying should be legislated against, and if someone kills themselves for being bullied, the bully should be tried with some sort of crime (I guess second-degree suicide?). However, I figure that millions of people get bullied every day, but only a few kill themselves over it. Those bullies shouldn’t be arrested, they deserve a medal for being at the top of their game.

And if you consider physical violence to be “bullying,” I don’t know what to tell you except that we already have laws against assault.

Two Dudes: Crazy

Stump a Christian #26

Where is heaven?

Saturday Reflection #84

If you act, you will beat fate every time. Fate will win only if you do nothing.

Stump a Christian #25

How do you decide which parts of the Bible to follow, and which parts to ignore as obsolete?

Snippet: Chivalry

I still believe in chivalry. I say a man should be the one who pays for the abortion.