10. Spife (combination Spoon/Knife)
9. Beard-in-a-Can
8. Touring Lecture: “476 Ways to Turn a Profit off of Pretzels”
7. Solar-powered TV
6. Veggie-Panda (meat-free panda substitute)
5. UnderPressure (medical device, takes blood pressure rectally)
4. Arbor-alls (overalls for trees)
3. 1-800-SHHHHHH (hotline you can call to talk to a librarian)
2. Milk and Cockies (erotic baked goods store)
1. Drive-Thru Fondue
I think you could franchise Milk and Cockies.
ReplyDeleteThose are pretty funny. Add that to your stand up comedy routine.
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