Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Top Ten: What I Say / What I Mean

10. With all due respect / I hope you die in a fire
9. Maybe, but... / You’re wrong, because…
8. I think you’re wrong / …but I know you’re an idiot
7. No offense, but… / … I’m about to insult you
6. I don’t encourage people to do drugs / …unless you have enough to share
5. I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree / You ignorant piece of shit
4. Really? / I cannot believe how stupid you
3. I don’t hate anyone / I don’t have a kill list, yet
2. Oh, you voted for Bush? / I had no idea you were retarded
1. I mean principle, not imperative / Shut up, you Kant!

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