I consider myself an insult aficionado, and I am particularly interested in the etymology of various offensive epithets (all part of the growing field of research I created, Misanthropology, which is the study of people’s hatred for each other). The problem is (and I do see it as a problem), I am a white male, and there’s not a lot of offensive things a person can say to me. Sure, there are some, but nothing you can say to a white guy really carries that extra “oomph,” the way a word like “nigger,” “cunt,” or any of a number of other slurs and terms of less-than-endearment can do for other demographics.
Frankly… I feel kind of left out, and I find myself (like I imagine many of you do) at a loss for how to insult some white dudes, usually resorting to the tired old practice of feminizing, or perhaps bringing up questions regarding their sexual orientation. Yeah, I could criticize what someone says, finding fault in their ideas, but let’s be honest: sometimes it’s not about “proving someone wrong” (you can’t prove a fool wrong without their approval, unfortunately), it’s about telling them what an impotent little prick they are.
Ultimately, I think people would be less offended by what white males say if they had some things that were really offensive to say back at them. In a way, it isn’t fair for me to say “nigger” when black people have nothing of equal cultural weight to say in response back at me (or white people in general).
Sure, there are a bunch of different ethnic slurs for all of the various types of white people. I think you could write several pages just about what the British, Irish and Scottish thought of each other. And of course you got your wops, kykes, huns, frogs, polacks, and those stupid Eastern European countries that don’t even warrant me Googling them (I’m talking to you, Croatia). Honestly, who has time to get to know a person enough to distinguish between all of these different groups and then research how to insult them in their native tongue? You want to insult the person, not learn about their heritage. That would be so… so… multicultural!
So, for the lazy and unintellectually inclined people out there who want a blanket insult for white people, I compiled this list. I can’t fight everyone’s battle for them, but I can point you towards the ammunition and suggest you aim for the groin.
15. Pasty-face
14. Honky
13. Hairback
12. Gringo
11. Ghost/Casper
10. Redneck
9. White Bread
8. White Trash
7. White Devil
6. Whitey
5. Neanderthal
4. Peckerwood
3. Cracker
2. Ofay
1. Nazi
I was once called a "faggety-ass cracker". It seems that as it goes with white insults, there has to be 2 or 3 of them combined to REALLY be insulting...but then too many combinations turns the insult into something humorous.
ReplyDeleteFor example: "Cracker" isn't really all that bad. It is, but like you say, not nearly as bad as insults for other races. But "faggety-ass cracker" drives the nail home. But if we combine too many, check out how funny it is: "You pencil-neck pasty-face nazi faggety-ass cracker!"
ill hang you all :D .I like sugar and I like tea but I don't like niggers no sirie two things in this world that will make me puke is a hog eatin slog and a big black spook
DeleteQuestioning white men's sexuality only shows how you are actually obsessed with them and want to know if you have a chance at it.
DeleteThe "DREADED N WORD isn't all that bad either and they call each other that. It's only not accepted from a white person but NO THEY AREN'T PREJUDICED AT ALL!!
DeleteI don't agree with the n word but one is if they are hanging out every day as friends and doing things together it's easier to overlook....but if you want to be able to use it derogatory when you get mad at a random blk person you know that's different you wouldn't even had to make that statement
Deletenazi? really? to anyone who calls a random white person a nazi, is just insulting themselves by showing how dumb/ignorant they really are
ReplyDeleteGod dammit ya fuckin gringo ass cracka ass bill clinton lookin ass nazi ass mothafucka all white trahs shits are fuckin nazis god dammit
Deleteill hang you all :D .I like sugar and I like tea but I don't like niggers no sirie two things in this world that will make me puke is a hog eatin slog and a big black spook
Deletenot everyone is a nazi dipshit, im native american and i was adopted my brothers white as a flour bag, i call him cockcream and then he calls adopted bitch then i break his nose it happens every now and then
DeleteI can see why the USA is upset about the South American invasion, if even only 20% of them have the same attitude as Mr. Gabriel Garcia.
Deletethere's still no 'white' insult that even comes close to "nigger"
ReplyDeleteAs a redhead, "Ginger," or, "ranga," piss me off pretty bad. So do people who see fit to nickname me, "Red." Sorry, but I see those being every bit as bad as the word, "nigger." Additionally, the mentality that no anti-white racial slur can ever be as bad as the word, "nigger," makes them just as bad. Why? That mentality is usually accompanied by the idea that it is somehow socially acceptable to be racist against white people. Look, racial slurs are never acceptable no matter the race and they are all equally as bad.
DeleteThe problem with the word nigger is the history behind its use. As it stems from slavery/white supremacy, it's much more offensive than slurs for white people which don't have that kind of past.
DeleteThere are no bad words! There are bad thoughts....bad intentions.....and WORDS!
DeleteGeorge Carlin
Irish where called green nigger. So sorry but blacks aren't the only ones nigger is offensive.
DeleteSince it is associated with slavery/supremacy, then what did black people call their slaves/people over whom they felt supremacy? What did the Egyptians call their Jewish slaves? I'm sure there has to be something somewhere in history despite it not being well known, much like green nigger.
DeleteI might as well use these words for white people who are pretty bad to me.
ReplyDeleteThere is NO WORD to offend a white person ..why? Cause we don't give a sh!t what we're called ..nigger is a term ..is used in movies that makes millions ..how come the movie maker s arent gettin all protested in the ass ..get over it ..be proud niggers ..i think it sounds tougher than whitey, cracker, pasty, casper or anything else for that matter ..one love
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean that I can say you look like my siemen or......
DeleteIf someone was to call you a pink pig, how would you feel? would you feel cool and okay or would you be annoyed and find it offensive? We should all respect one and other because we all get hurt.
DeleteSnorting-Honkey, get your bitch ass out of my face before I break it!!!
DeleteA white guy just called me a nigger because I didn't respond to his sexual comment and I fired back with white trash honky red neck pasty face baste red I'm not raciest but I'll b damn if a white person gone call me a nigger and
ReplyDeletewhat niggah?
Deleteill hang you all :D .I like sugar and I like tea but I don't like niggers no sirie two things in this world that will make me puke is a hog eatin slog and a big black spook
DeleteYou sir are the epitamy of a nigger, if you were not so damn stupid you would know that in this day and age nigger is not a color or term for colored or black people it is a frame of mind and how you carry yourself. I am black and I know more white niggers than I do black ones. You and people like you should be shot to the fucking moon so decent God fearing not White fearing people can live in peace. I am so glad you and those like you are going to HELL where you belong.
DeleteWhy is it most blacks and others all want to live in a white country , if I wasn't for Europe most of u would still b living mud huts , look what's happening in Europe right now , and as soon as u lot arrive in Europe all u do is complain and tell us Christmas offends u , then don't live there , u forget , u have the right to leave.
DeleteDave, that sounds quite stupid, knowing the history :). Come on
DeleteWilo
ReplyDeleteWhat I find interesting is that blacks (among a lot of others) find the word or term, "nigger" so offensive yet many of them call themselves it either in greeting, music or even insults. Then they claim "it's ok because we're black". I'm white and I don't use the term.
ReplyDeletei agree greatly on that
DeleteBc you gone have to fight if you call a black person a nigger
Deleteit is not offensive for a black person to call another black person the N word but it is offensive if a white person does that is why it ok for black on black but not ok for white on black common scence
DeleteBLACK and UNITY might offend this weak and smug white male or PAEDOPHILE.
ReplyDeleteNow THERE'S something that might hit HOME.....
What about 'stale end piece of white bread'?
ReplyDeletecreative, funny, original. i like it.
Deleteyou left out white boy
ReplyDeleteill hang you all :D .I like sugar and I like tea but I don't like niggers no sirie two things in this world that will make me puke is a hog eatin slog and a big black spook
DeleteYou ignorant stupid cracker. your race should be killed off the planet. Whites make up the most serial killers, murderers, pedophilles, rapist, mass murderers, get my drift? I would not be so quick to brag. Your ass needs to swing from a tree along with your mama and daddy for creating your dumb ass. Shut the fuck up don"t continue to let everyone know how retarded you are.
DeleteI hope you are a troll impersonation of a racist nigga, because that's beyond stupid.
DeleteAnto
You left out beach nigger. Niggers with skateboards. Coffee niggers. And Hog niggers.
ReplyDeleteChicken Skin is the best, white meat oh and MAGGOTT, haha there white and the most scum insect of the earth, they only prosper in a garbage full of shit... Hahah
ReplyDeleteI called a racist kid in my classroom "white wash", " milk toast""inbred wht trash".... He kept singing the song" shot the monkey" & calling me a porch monkey, funny part is I look East Indian, he was really dumb.
ReplyDeleteSomalis call white ppl "sancadale" meaning white-skin in a cursing way... So been white is a curse among Somalis ... Which is very bad.
ReplyDeleteIts offensive in all aspects..just because a majority have taken it in stride still doesn't change the facts that they are for all intents and purposes are prejorative. Nigger in itself was a latin word to describe the color black, but you all know how that ended up. So if u insult me don't be mad if I insult you. Tit for tat.
ReplyDeleteAt the end whitey the black men bang your mom, sister, grandmom and also you dad and your self...that is call a real nigger...white trash...
ReplyDeleteKiss my ass nigga nigga nigaaa nigggaaaa
ReplyDeletenigga,nigga,nigga nigga nigga, im 200% NIGGa
where's my chicken
p.s. im a white chick
Kimberly Nicole is this you bitch? So sad your husband don't want you, your ex is banging and LOVING a beautiful black woman while your eating your girl Tammy's pussy. Thanks you stupid cunt the more you talk about me the more he loves me. Appreciate it Don"t worry we will still get you an Xmas present even though your not in the family any more, what size white sheet is your FAT ass wearing now?
DeleteTo all you stupid uneducated backwooks redneck trailer trash ass motherfuckets talking all this shit shut the fuck up because NONE of you have the balls big enough to say any of this shit to a black persons face. Just as in history you motherfuckers hide back in the day it was the white sheets now you can hide behind the internet. You dumb motherfuckers don't offend me because you ain't talking about shit and I'm no ones nigger.
ReplyDeleteas one of the top 15 i think we would just laugh not like the anonymous g who is a really angry black guy
Delete^ Another dumb fuck
ReplyDeleteHairy Salty baby dick Crrrakker!!lol
ReplyDeleteSeriously?! Ofay is a racist term? pfft I mean, they're all pretty fucken lame, but Ofay? It means "are you familiar with (X)"
ReplyDeleteie: "This is a 5spd manual transmission. you ofay with that?"
in SA its rubberneck
ReplyDeleteits offensive
In India it is Firang or Firangi.
ReplyDeletewww.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=firang
ReplyDeleteTo Jeff in your Anus It's great that you gay people have an opinion.
ReplyDeleteThe black community seems to be using the term "white privileged" alot lately. Just wondering if that pisses white people off? I'm white and already feel privileged anyway so don't hold back.
ReplyDelete1.saltine
ReplyDelete2.Pinky
3.honky
4.betty crocker(any white name)
Cracker-meaning bland,dull and bitter fool.
5.Ritz cracker-salty white person.
I think WHITE is insulting enough since they are the most hated race of people in the world; regarded as murderers, liers, thieves, rapist, etc... When you look over the landscape of history...yep, WHITE sums it up.
ReplyDeleteOk,here's my own insults to white people,leave a comment if you felt offended by it.Ok,here we go,white men have small dicks it looks like stale weiners the kind of penis that belongs to a baby,it's so soft skinned and tiny,it looks like a baby's dick which is pedophilic,I bet it's cuz when they're in their teens at puberty,their dicks haven't mature yet,it's growth been stunt.Plus,when they get fat,they have no shape and their skin is so soft and moistery,they look like cancerous albino poop.Their voice sounds like an annoying squeeky baby voice or a mouse.Their women look so plain,plus when they pass the age of 25,they look so old a fuck,they look like they could be my ancestor.Plus they smell like wet mutts and rotten balonies,they had to get a mutt as a pet in their house when a guest comes over so the guest won't think the smelly dog smell comes from them,they even smell worser than the dog itself.Plus they get lice or parasites in their hair,body,and pubic hairs,they look like billions of white spots crawling on them,the louse even shit,have sex,and sleep on their heads.Even sucks the living blood out of them.
ReplyDelete(Same person as the person above who previously comment)Plus also,when bugs in their hair sucks & itch the shit out of them,they break their skin & crawl underneath it leaving a big as itchy pimple leaving thousands of eggs underneath it,and they itch at night,they need nit combs,hair wash,clothes washing and freezing,and black lights,& medications (if the rest don't work) to fix their parasitic issues.They look like maggets.Plus their lips is so dry,wrinkled,chapped,old,& thin like a granny.Plus their butts are flat shaped like a granny grandma
ReplyDelete(still the same person,just call me Tiba)Oh yeah,I'm gonna post another comment later since I got a lot of work to do,I'm not done commenting insults,so I will be commenting soon,cuz I got a lot of jokes to say about white people,and these jokes will change your mind that white people can't get insulted,they can no matter how much they try,especially the comments I'm about to post soon,so watch out.Peace.
ReplyDeleteA new guy Im hot for seems to be into race play when we fuck he calls me "nigger bitch" and he's gonna cum in my "nigger pussy" otherwise he is perfectly normal outside the bedroom. I came here to find the worst white word I could call him and see how he reacts. Im from the islands so no one has ever called me these words but I know theyre bad. Next time he says it. Im gonna say fuck me cracker and see what happens...
ReplyDeleteLmaooo ummm ok just tell him how you feel cuz I would slap the shit out of him idc
DeleteThe things I've read are really racist omg you guys aren't funny you guys are racist. Btw I'm black and this is horrible what most of you guys said. The white ppl had us as SLAVES we had no right no will no hope no freedom we didn't get to see our families we were sold and bought like fucking toys would you white skanks or crackers like if this ever happened to you I don't think so this is really just heart breaking to see that there are racists or ppl who just don't care about what recently happened just because of the color of our SKIN you guys are sick it doesn't matter if We would still be living in mud houses or anything dirty at least we'll have our freedom I'd rather be poor and useless and free than to be used bought and sold with out any choice if you disagree feel free to comment bastards
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ReplyDeleteThe phrase that you are referring to is 'au fait', it's not just one word. I presume that you weren't taught French?
ReplyDeleteFuck you a4893e. Whats the fucking point of consider term "n5zi" is offensive term for white people? Bro thinks that n5zis existed before Adolf. Now shut the fu4k up and go kill yourself, fucking piece of s5it.
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