Children's Story or Porno Movie #5

1. Blondage
2. Big Words for Little People
3. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
4. Head, Shoulder, Knees and Toes
5. The Giving Tree
6. Sleeping Booty
7. Slippery When Wet
8. Good Night, Gorilla
9. Going Off the DP End
10. More Precious Than Gold
 
The answers to #4:

1. Maid in Sweden - Porn
2. Open the Barn Door - Story
3. My Little Pink Secret - Porn
4. Curious George Goes Camping - Story
5. Harold and the Purple Crayon - Story
6. What Do You Do With a Tail Like This? - Story
7. Peek-a-who? - Story
8. I Like To Watch - Porn
9. Blame it on Ginger - Porn
10. Hole Sweet Hole - Porn

Children's Story or Porno Movie #4

1. Maid in Sweden
2. Open the Barn Door
3. My Little Pink Secret
4. Curious George Goes Camping
5. Harold and the Purple Crayon
6. What Do You Do With a Tail Like This?
7. Peek-a-who?
8. I Like To Watch
9. Blame it on Ginger
10. Hole Sweet Hole

Answers to #3

1. Bad Little School Girl - Porn
2. Junie B., First Grader: Toothless Wonder - Story
3. The Mistletoe Mystery - Story
4. The Return Of Tori Welles - Porn
5. Out of Sight, Out of Mind - Story
6. The Magic Escape - Story
7. Tangled Web - Porn
8. Please, Baby, Please - Story
9. Tiabella - Porn
10. Fancy Nancy - Story

Children's Story or Porno Movie #3

1. Bad Little School Girl
2. Junie B., First Grader: Toothless Wonder
3. The Mistletoe Mystery
4. The Return Of Tori Welles
5. Out of Sight, Out of Mind
6. The Magic Escape
7. Tangled Web
8. Please, Baby, Please
9. Tiabella
10. Fancy Nancy

The answers to the last installment:

1. Sweet As They Come - Porn
2. Bubble Butts - Porn
3. Gettin' Lucky - Porn
4. Vanilla Pie - Porn
5. Eloise Takes a Bath - Story
6. Where The Boy's Aren't - Porn
7. I'm Gonna Like Me - Story
8. Everybody Loves Raylene - Porn
9. Coming Of Age - Porn
10. Daddy's Little Boy - Story

Children's Story or Porno Movie #2

1. Sweet As They Come
2. Bubble Butts
3. Gettin’ Lucky
4. Vanilla Pie
5. Eloise Takes a Bath
6. Where The Boy’s Aren’t
7. I’m Gonna Like Me
8. Everybody Loves Raylene
9. Coming Of Age
10. Daddy’s Little Boy

The answers to the last game (the easy round) are:

1. Suck And Blow Rodeo - Porn
2. The Polar Express - Story
3. The Very Hungry Caterpillar - Story
4. The Wrong Snatch - Porn
5. The 12 Days of Christmas: A Pop-Up Celebration - Story
6. Hairy Twatter - Porn
7. Goodnight Moon - Story
8. Nikki Loves Rocco - Porn
9. Where the Wild Things Are - Story
10. Raggedy Ann Bedtime Stories - Story

Labor Day Game: Children’s Story or Porno Movie

The game is simple: each of the items listed below is the title of either a children’s story or a porno movie. As far as I know, none are both. Have fun, and feel free to post answers to your favorite guesses (because yes, some are obvious... I’m looking at you, #6):

1. Suck And Blow Rodeo
2. The Polar Express
3. The Very Hungry Caterpillar
4. The Wrong Snatch
5. The 12 Days of Christmas: A Pop-Up Celebration
6. Hairy Twatter
7. Goodnight Moon
8. Nikki Loves Rocco
9. Where the Wild Things Are
10. Raggedy Ann Bedtime Stories

I have cut the list down to 10, and will be doing 3 installments, rather than have a daunting 30 question homework assignment.