[It occurred to me as I was about to look it up… I know so little about China that not only do I not know their leader’s name, I don’t even know the name of the Chinese leader’s position. Here are my ten best guesses before I went to find the answer.]
10. Director
9. Head of State
8. President
7. General Secretary
6. Dear Leader (shit... that’s North Korea)
5. Emperor
4. Party Leader
3. Premiere
2. Chairman
1. Prime Minister
11. Grand Honorable Magistrate of the People's Republic
ReplyDelete12. Supreme Taco Bell Master of the Exquisite House of Jade (with Teriyaki Guacamole on the side)
13. His Excellency
14. Dad
15. Rick Perry
3. Premiere
ReplyDeleteYou mean Premier? Pfft!
16. General Tso
ReplyDelete17. His Sweet and Sourness
18. Panda in Chief
19. The Dragon
20. He Who Has All The Tea In China
If I had guessed "premier," I would have gotten it right.
ReplyDeleteI am shocked by how little interest there is in my stupidity...
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