10. Obama’s dog, Bo, not euthanized
9. IRS still intact
8. No amendment banning vegetarians and hybrid cars
7. People of Mexican appearance still freely walk the streets
6. Public schools will still open this fall
5. NPR not under Fox News control
4. No “gays” deported
3. Poor people can still afford to eat
2. Liberalism not being diagnosed as a mental illness
1. President’s forehead not sold as ad space
I also am upset about the first one. What a waste of a perfectly good head.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was a missed opportunity, as well. Maybe even sponsors on his suit, so he looks like a walking NASCAR.
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