Wednesday, August 22, 2012

A+? What Next? Oh, I Know...


Since we atheists are apparently adding symbols to the end of the letter “A” to signify what kind of atheist we are now, here are some suggestions:

A$$: for those who see the profit potential in Atheism; it’s atheism dollar dollar bills, y’all. In gold we trust.

AK: for those atheists who like to not only pack heat, but also demand the sort of firepower usually reserved for frontline soldiers

A!: FOR ATHEISTS WHO ONLY TYPE IN CAPS!

A*: for atheists who aren’t really atheists; perfect for those who believe in “spirituality” or just love going to church, even though they know there’s no god

A&W: for atheists who like their root beer in a frosty mug

A++: for people who want to be even snootier than those at FTB

Am: for young atheists (get it… it’s a music pun on “A minor”)

AP: for young atheists who are taking college classes in high school

Ah-ha: for atheists who just realized that they don’t believe in gods

A-: for atheists who don’t think things are going to get any better

A™: a wholly owned subsidiary of Godless Inc.

A?: for people somewhere between atheism and agnosticism

A∑: for talking about all atheists as a whole, added together

A1: for atheists who enjoy steak

A. : for those who are just an atheist, period

23 comments:

  1. Good post Bret. Very funny. Oh, I guess Tim already said that.

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  2. This is by far the best blog entry I've read all month. Thanks for the laughs.

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  3. Brilliant!

    I'm an A&W atheist myself.

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  4. A. I'm an atheist without adjectives.

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  5. Funny, thanks!

    A:) - I'm a Happy Atheist

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  6. I give this post an A+, no wait...

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  7. John of Indiana8/23/2012 2:44 PM

    What do you have to do to reach A double-plus-Good?

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    1. I think at that level of atheism, you probably have to wear some sort of strange head gear.

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  8. I want to be A+ infinite pluses = supergood atheist ... Is that possible ?

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  9. I have beliefs as hypotheses within systems of knowledge as logical structures, and if a spiritualist says God is unknowable, I have no choice logically but to say I don't believe one way or another about God as there is no point to it, much as I would like to be an Aetheist.

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  10. A This is the kind of atheist I am. thank you I enjoy your site.

    Nancy Hasenpusch

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  11. Nice post. I'm an Atheist Absurdist (AA) myself.

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  12. ALB Atheist left behind getting lost in all the division that is happening.

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  13. I'm A#&!% because I say naughty words.

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  14. A++: objected-oriented atheist

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  15. Wait, does that make me an AK?

    what about this one, for those of you that get it:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA++++++++++++ : eBaytheist

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  16. A++Good - Big brother is watching you not pray.

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