Wednesday, August 22, 2012
A+? What Next? Oh, I Know...
Since we atheists are apparently adding symbols to the end of the letter “A” to signify what kind of atheist we are now, here are some suggestions:
A$$: for those who see the profit potential in Atheism; it’s atheism dollar dollar bills, y’all. In gold we trust.
AK: for those atheists who like to not only pack heat, but also demand the sort of firepower usually reserved for frontline soldiers
A!: FOR ATHEISTS WHO ONLY TYPE IN CAPS!
A*: for atheists who aren’t really atheists; perfect for those who believe in “spirituality” or just love going to church, even though they know there’s no god
A&W: for atheists who like their root beer in a frosty mug
A++: for people who want to be even snootier than those at FTB
Am: for young atheists (get it… it’s a music pun on “A minor”)
AP: for young atheists who are taking college classes in high school
Ah-ha: for atheists who just realized that they don’t believe in gods
A-: for atheists who don’t think things are going to get any better
A™: a wholly owned subsidiary of Godless Inc.
A?: for people somewhere between atheism and agnosticism
A∑: for talking about all atheists as a whole, added together
A1: for atheists who enjoy steak
A. : for those who are just an atheist, period