Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Top Ten: What Liberals Say/Mean

10. War is never the answer / …unless a Democrat is in office
9. I did not have sexual relations with that woman / I think with my dick, and she blew my mind
8. Hope / …is all we have left
7. It’s Bush’s Fault! / Three years of doing nothing can’t fix 8 years of Bush
6. I am the 99% / I am the 1% of the left who ever does anything
5. End Republican corruption / More bribes for Democrats
4. Free healthcare for all / Healthcare grows on trees, right?
3. Change you can believe in / I never said “Change you can prove”
2. We need to win the future / …because today, we lost
1. We are the ones we have been waiting for / Apparently, this is the best we can do


  1. I am disgusted by both political parties. I spend a fair amount of time poking fun at the far right because ... well, there's just so much to work with. Thank you for reminding me that there's plenty of appalling behavior to go around (taking the time to look at the whole big picture is usually a mind-clarifying activity ... with politics, it's just depressing)

  2. Politics was depressing for the first 10 years I paid attention to it. Now, I just find it funny. Sure, the plane is nose-diving into the ground, but I managed to attach my oxygen mask, so I'm just laughing.


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