Monday, December 5, 2011

Monday Rule: Drugs and Books

I think we should outlaw books and legalize drugs. This way, kids will become bored with getting high, while going to great lengths to read.

1 comment:

  1. Yeah, but then we'd have to stay out of large parts of Mexico because of all the violence created by the book cartels and book lords!

    Plus, those Border Patrol book sniffing dogs would make my life hell every time I tried to get through an internal highway checkpoint.


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