Out of mouthwash? Try bleach. It kills germs and keeps your teeth sparkling white.
Just moved to a new area and don’t know where to buy drugs? Ask a cop, they know where the dealers hang out.
Has your wife stopped having sex with you? Call up her sister, it’s close enough.
Using your fireplace to stay warm in the winter? Remember to shut the flume, to keep the warm air inside.
See a hot girl on the street? Ask if she swallows.