A Few Biblical Clichés

Psalm 14:1 (KJV)
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

The fool hath said things with his heart, rather than his brain.

1 Timothy 6:10 (KJV)
For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

Here’s a case where there is a clear misspelling in the Bible. They wrote “love,” when clearly the correct word was “lack.”

John 3:16 (KJV)
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Note to God: we would have rather you fixed Earth than send your son. He didn’t really make things better; some might say things are worse because of him.

1 Corinthians 13:4-7 (NIV)
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

God is impatient, God is jealous. He does not tolerate other gods, He does not humble himself. He does not honor anyone but Himself. He is easily angered, He keeps record of wrongs. God delights in burning evil people and encourages the hiding of truth. God makes His people suffer, and often gives up on them. But… God loves you. He can change, baby, please…