Top Ten: Movie Characters I Wish Had Died

10. Dirk Diggler
9. Gordon Gekko
8. One more drummer in “This is Spinal Tap”
7. Private Ryan
6. At least half of the “Breakfast Club”
5. Jar Jar Binks
4. Indiana Jones in “The Last Crusade”
3. Luke Skywalker
2. Heath Ledger’s Joker
1. Harry Potter (who cares about the books...)