Nope. But I would do it for free if the target used the word "nom" in my presence in anything but a way that mocked people who use the word "nom" in a food-related post on the internet. I'm not sure what I'd do if I walked past a planker or owler, but that might be murder, too.
Remind me to never Rickroll you...
Ginx, this is not the best forum for an RFP. Congratulations! You now have a file with the FBI.
I'm just adding to the file. Remember when I advocated for killing babies? Ahh... memories...Though to be fair, that stance was upheld as acceptable by a Florida jury.
If your comment is too long, break it into multiple comments and post them all.