Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Top Ten: States Where I Haven’t Lived, and Won’t

10. Hawaii
9. California
8. Florida
7. South Dakota
6. Ohio
5. Mississippi
4. Utah
3. Alabama
2. Arizona
1. Texas


  1. I might want to live in Texas for a short (VERY SHORT) time period only because I hear the Wal-Mart stories are to die for ;-)

  2. Some parts of Ohio aren't terrible...kind of surprised Indiana isn't on the list

  3. I could live in Austin if I had to, but I don't think for very long. Texas can be a nice place to visit ...

    Culturally, I think living in Salt Lake City would be like being waterboarded. But it sure is a beautiful city. Again, nice to place to visit ...

  4. Austin is a beautiful city, surrounded by Texas.

  5. kind of surprised Indiana isn't on the list

    I lived there already. It might make #9 or #10 on the list.

  6. I would live in 10, 9, and 1 for sure. Not sure why they are so egregious.

  7. For Hawaii: I am paranoid of living on an island in the middle of an ocean, and I wouldn't like not being able to visit someplace else easily.

    For California: Every asshole I ever met ended up moving there. I like knowing they're no where near me.

    For Texas: I don't even know where to start. When I've been to Texas in the summer, it was like one giant Dali painting where everything is melting or grossly out of proportion. But ultimately, what makes Texas so bad is all the Texans. People there are full of themselves, never shut the fuck up about Texas or high school football, and they elect arguably the worst governors.


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