I do like taking dares. But this one seems like a trick. I'm sensing... voodoo and the dark side of the Force... maybe I'll pass. Oh screw it, EVOLUTION IS A FACT!Bwah-Hahahahaha! says the genius scientists round the world in all humble acknowledgment.
Now you're done it... DUCK, FECES!
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