Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Funny Bible Quote #74

I [Jesus] tell you the truth, all the sins and blasphemies of men will be forgiven them. But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin.

~ Mark 3:28-29, NIV


  1. This verse has probably caused more misery than any other in the New Testament.

  2. What a crock!
    I can rape little boys and girls, steal my mother dead, shoot my neighbor, rape his wife, cut the tongue of anyone that offends me and I get a walk.
    But, to not,. NOT, the kiss the ass of the Holy Spirit for that I am eternal Sinner.

    Just who the fuck is this bastard???

    Oh that right, Mary's little Lamb.


  3. This translates to "do not question authority," eh?
    As a baptist-converting-to-catholicism once said to me, "I get Jesus and God, but what is it with this bird?"


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