Friday, February 5, 2010

Funny Bible Quote #69

Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost. Then Joseph her husband, being a just man, and not willing to make her a public example [stone her to death], was minded to put her away privily [divorce].

But while he thought on these things, behold, the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost. And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name Jesus: for he shall save his people from their sins.

Now all this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the prophet, saying, Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel [Isaiah 7:14], which being interpreted is, God with us.

Then Joseph being raised from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him, and took unto him his wife: and knew her not till she had brought forth her firstborn son: and he called his name Jesus [meaning: God saves].

~ Matthew 1:18-25, KJV


  1. Don't believe a word of it JoJo, Mary's done be messin' 'round.

    "Everybody prayin' to Jesus and Mary, nobody worried 'bout Joe.

  2. LOL Punch.
    I love how they point out that he didn't sleep with her until after the baby was born...if she was a virgin at conception wouldn't that be enough? It's not like she could get pregnant twice.


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