Friday, March 5, 2010

Funny Bible Quote #97

Give them, O Lord: what wilt thou give? Give them a miscarrying womb and dry breasts.

~ Hosea 9:14, KJV


  1. Why do they always pray for evil on women??

    for the record,(i know you know this) these are not funny, just odd.
    I thought this cunt was supposed to be a loving God.
    Fooled Me.

  2. They aren't all "ha ha" funny. Still, it's pretty ha ha funny that "dry breasts" can be found in the Bible. I'm imagining a scholar in the early 1600's translating this into English...

  3. Punch,

    Who would have thought you'd be more literal than the literalists?

    (Miscarrying wombs, by the way, are not anti-women. They're anti-humanity, as are dry breasts. Oh, my God, do they read?)

    So odd, too, that you think Hosea is God. He's just a guy who married a prostitute. That beast. And he's a prophet upset that humans would worship bestial idols, crass fictions, the basest forms of love and affection. I can see why you'd be upset with a prophet like that, one who calls people out from paganism; from profane beliefs and heinous practices.


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