Conservative asshole Andrew Breitbart died at 43 today of “natural causes.” To be fair, cocaine is derived from a plant, so I guess that counts.
Some people may criticize me for speaking ill of the dead, but why? If anything, you shouldn’t speak ill of the living, because a person who is still alive can turn their life around. Once you’re dead, we can examine your entire body of work, and you cannot correct it, alter it, fix it, change it, spin it, or deny it. If anything, the dead are the only people you should ever judge (even God is with me on that one).