10. It’s Caucasian-American, please.
9. No sun block for me, thanks.
8. Let’s stop and ask for directions.
7. No thanks, I don’t eat meat.
6. I wish I weren’t a guy.
5. I wish I weren’t white.
4. I’m racist.
3. Asian girls don’t do it for me.
2. I’m sick of watching the Big Lebowski.
1. I don’t know.
I'll be perfectly willing to say #1 if the need ever arises. ;-) And, of course, the fact that I don't say "I'm racist" must mean I am. It just follows.
ReplyDeleteI've met black people who have openly admitted to being racist, Asian people too (I would argue Asians are the most racist people I've ever met, even), but I have yet to see a white guy say he's racist, even the ones who clearly are.
ReplyDeleteAnd I say #1, too... just not publicly.
Love it!
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
Well, I'm sort of red headed, I needs my sunblock !
ReplyDeleteI'm the goto guy for directions. People ask me all the time where something is. My ex called me last week, she needed directions to get to Tupelo Mississippi, as I started telling her how to get there, she said, "wait, how do I get there from Birmingham?"
"Birmingham isn't in MS, Darlin. Why are you there (at least 100 miles out of the way)?"
"Well, I had to stop at my company's office here" She said.
"Well, I know dick about Birmingham."
Then, she got upset. I hate when they cry, even an ex :(
After 20 minutes of trying to soothe her, she informs me, "Well, I suppose I could check the GPS in my car"
"WTF????" as I hang up on her.
Apparently, white chicks won't ask a stranger for directions either.