Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Top Ten: Things You Can Do For/To/With Someone Else, But Not Yourself

10. Be a Professional Reference
9. Independently Verify Facts
8. Sort Out A Relationship
7. Make Laugh Without Looking Insane
6. Marriage
5. Perform Open Heart Surgery
4. Speak at Funeral
3. Throw a Surprise Party
2. Listen and Sympathize
1. Leave

2 comments:

  1. I'm guessing oral sex was left off due to those few lucky bastards that seem to be extremely flexible ?

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  2. Actually, yes. Others that were not added for technicalities:

    Lick Elbow
    Watch Walk Away
    Frustrate
    Give AIDS
    Approve
    Be Turned On By
    Insult
    Hide Their Body

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