Your Bible isn't really agains homosexuality. The verse says "A man shouldn't lie w/ a man as one lies w/ a woman", and as everyone familiar w/ gays will know, gays fuck each other in the ass, not the vagina . Thus, the bible is only against gays who fuck each other in the vagina (?) .
Can he/she marry him/herself?
ReplyDeletePerhaps that's how you can get away with masturbating.
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ReplyDeleteYour Bible isn't really agains homosexuality.
The verse says "A man shouldn't lie w/ a man as one lies w/ a woman", and as everyone familiar w/ gays will know, gays fuck each other in the ass, not the vagina .
Thus, the bible is only against gays who fuck each other in the vagina (?) .
That'll throw Christians for a loop.
It's also been interpreted to mean men shouldn't have missionary-style face to face sex.
DeleteAlso heard several jews interpret it to mean that gay relationships + blow jobs are as long as you don't have anal sex.
Now I know the meaning of go fuck yourself.
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