Can he/she marry him/herself?
Perhaps that's how you can get away with masturbating.
Here's one:Your Bible isn't really agains homosexuality.The verse says "A man shouldn't lie w/ a man as one lies w/ a woman", and as everyone familiar w/ gays will know, gays fuck each other in the ass, not the vagina .Thus, the bible is only against gays who fuck each other in the vagina (?) .That'll throw Christians for a loop.
It's also been interpreted to mean men shouldn't have missionary-style face to face sex.Also heard several jews interpret it to mean that gay relationships + blow jobs are as long as you don't have anal sex.
Now I know the meaning of go fuck yourself.
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