Friday, May 4, 2012

Stump a Christian #15

Who can someone who has both male and female genitalia marry in order to avoid burning in hell as a homosexual?

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    1. Perhaps that's how you can get away with masturbating.

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  2. Here's one:

    Your Bible isn't really agains homosexuality.
    The verse says "A man shouldn't lie w/ a man as one lies w/ a woman", and as everyone familiar w/ gays will know, gays fuck each other in the ass, not the vagina .
    Thus, the bible is only against gays who fuck each other in the vagina (?) .

    That'll throw Christians for a loop.

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    1. It's also been interpreted to mean men shouldn't have missionary-style face to face sex.

      Also heard several jews interpret it to mean that gay relationships + blow jobs are as long as you don't have anal sex.

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  3. Now I know the meaning of go fuck yourself.

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