This is my final warning. Somebody be my friend, or this will go on forever.
I am so confused.
KABOOBIES! GOD I LOVE THEM! BIG ONES, SMALL ONES. I JUST LOVE TO WATCH THEM. I THINK OF BOOBIES ALL DAY.
I am so confused.
I have not been myself lately. Jesus has stopped listening to me.
I am so confused.
He told me in a revelation. "Stop bugging me with your petty complaints about atheists! Why don't your just make friends with them. Now be gone." Jesus was angry. Then I said "Oh Lord, Oh Lord! Why have you forsaken me?" Then nothingness. He was gone.
I am so confused.
I love gays! I really do. I have no friends. Can you please just talk dirty to me? Its just me up here in Montreal in a small room with this computer. Oh and some moist towelettes.
Pleeeeeze!
I am so confused.
they thought BOOBIES had no effect... WRONG! BOOBIES CAUSE MASSIVE ERECTIONS AND ERUPTIONS WORLD WIDE!
I am so confused.
This is my final warning. Somebody be my friend, or this will go on forever. AND I MEAN IT!
NOT JUST ANY FRIEND EITHER. I WANT A HOT CHICK, THAT IS WILLING TO SEND ME NAKED PICS OF HER DOING STUFF, LIKE ALL THOSE GIRLS IN MY VIDEOS.
I am so confused.
I want my RUBBER DUCKY
I love you guys! I really do. I have no friends. Can you please just talk to me? Its just me up here in Montreal in a small room with this computer. Oh and a small tub of Vasoline and a box of Handi Wipes.
I am so confused.
I HAVE MASSIVE ERECTIONS FOR BOOBIES AND CALVIN KLIEN AD MEN. DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY? I HAVE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT THIS FOR QUITE A WHILE.
I am so confused.
I want my RUBBER BLOW-UP GIRL!!!
SOMETIMES I CAN'T CONTROL MY URGES AND I SPILL SOME SEED. MY GOD HATES ME FOR THIS. I TRY TO HIDE FROM HIM, BUT HE IS ALWAYS WATCHING ME. I THINK JESUS LONGS FOR ME TO BE IN HEAVEN TO SWORD FLUSH WITH HIM.
I am so confused.
WHERE IS MY RUBBER DUCKY! I WANT TO STICK MY LITTLE DENNIS INSIDE ITS HOLE!
This is my final warning. Somebody be my RUBBER boy toy friend, or this will go on forever.
I die today, sir? I take it you are committed to the truth of that statement, because down here in the South, we don't take kindly to liars and hypocritics.
In the tradition of that great Christian Southerner and General, Stonewall Jackson, I forgive you for you know not what you do. But like those damn Yankees aggressors that our Stonewall dealt with, I'll still kick your ass.
Will you be traveling to Mississippi or will I be required to come to where you are and drag your infidel ass back to a civilized Southern city where we can have it out?
Your response is requested ASAP, and I mean that with all due diligence onto the day of the Lord's returning! Sir!
After due consideration, I have decided not to comment on this cartoon.
ReplyDeletePrudent choice, Nikkolas. These comics continue to make me laugh. Love them.
ReplyDeleteI'm a *MINDLESS IDIOT* and BOOBIES made me do it!
ReplyDeleteFOLLOW THE WHITE BUFFALO...
I am so confused.
Why is my pee pee burning? I've never had sex!
This is my final warning. Somebody be my friend, or this will go on forever.
I am so confused.
KABOOBIES! GOD I LOVE THEM! BIG ONES, SMALL ONES. I JUST LOVE TO WATCH THEM. I THINK OF BOOBIES ALL DAY.
I am so confused.
I have not been myself lately. Jesus has stopped listening to me.
I am so confused.
He told me in a revelation. "Stop bugging me with your petty complaints about atheists! Why don't your just make friends with them. Now be gone." Jesus was angry. Then I said "Oh Lord, Oh Lord! Why have you forsaken me?" Then nothingness. He was gone.
I am so confused.
I love gays! I really do. I have no friends. Can you please just talk dirty to me? Its just me up here in Montreal in a small room with this computer. Oh and some moist towelettes.
Pleeeeeze!
I am so confused.
they thought BOOBIES had no effect... WRONG! BOOBIES CAUSE MASSIVE ERECTIONS AND ERUPTIONS WORLD WIDE!
I am so confused.
This is my final warning. Somebody be my friend, or this will go on forever. AND I MEAN IT!
NOT JUST ANY FRIEND EITHER. I WANT A HOT CHICK, THAT IS WILLING TO SEND ME NAKED PICS OF HER DOING STUFF, LIKE ALL THOSE GIRLS IN MY VIDEOS.
I am so confused.
I want my RUBBER DUCKY
I love you guys! I really do. I have no friends. Can you please just talk to me? Its just me up here in Montreal in a small room with this computer. Oh and a small tub of Vasoline and a box of Handi Wipes.
I am so confused.
I HAVE MASSIVE ERECTIONS FOR BOOBIES AND CALVIN KLIEN AD MEN. DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY? I HAVE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT THIS FOR QUITE A WHILE.
I am so confused.
I want my RUBBER BLOW-UP GIRL!!!
SOMETIMES I CAN'T CONTROL MY URGES AND I SPILL SOME SEED. MY GOD HATES ME FOR THIS. I TRY TO HIDE FROM HIM, BUT HE IS ALWAYS WATCHING ME. I THINK JESUS LONGS FOR ME TO BE IN HEAVEN TO SWORD FLUSH WITH HIM.
I am so confused.
WHERE IS MY RUBBER DUCKY! I WANT TO STICK MY LITTLE DENNIS INSIDE ITS HOLE!
This is my final warning. Somebody be my RUBBER boy toy friend, or this will go on forever.
I am so confused.
jakkson you die today....
ReplyDeleteI die today, sir? I take it you are committed to the truth of that statement, because down here in the South, we don't take kindly to liars and hypocritics.
ReplyDeleteIn the tradition of that great Christian Southerner and General, Stonewall Jackson, I forgive you for you know not what you do. But like those damn Yankees aggressors that our Stonewall dealt with, I'll still kick your ass.
Will you be traveling to Mississippi or will I be required to come to where you are and drag your infidel ass back to a civilized Southern city where we can have it out?
Your response is requested ASAP, and I mean that with all due diligence onto the day of the Lord's returning! Sir!
Hmm, a Canadian versus a Southerner...
ReplyDeleteRETARD FIGHT!!!
don't worry mr jakkson
ReplyDeletewe would never hurt an impotent babbling fool like yourself...
same goes for Bret Alan...
we just wanted to give you boys a little fright and show you what is REALLY GOING ON