I wrote some fun stuff here on poop --- well, on how we condemn others' way of wiping up. See: Poop Parochialism
You need to get out of the house Bret. Sounds like cabin fever to me.
This could be renamed "ten reasons you probably shouldn't follow me on twitter."Seriously, I've tweeted about at least seven of these things lol. I am what's wrong with twitter.
If your comment is too long, break it into multiple comments and post them all.