Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Top Ten: Things People Do, But Won’t Talk About

10. Bite their nails
9. Pick scabs
8. Pop zits
7. Use the toilet
6. Accidentally use their pants, perhaps while sneezing
5. Masturbate
4. Pick their nose
3. Have sex
2. Have weird sex
1. Wish someone would die


  1. I wrote some fun stuff here on poop --- well, on how we condemn others' way of wiping up. See: Poop Parochialism

  2. You need to get out of the house Bret. Sounds like cabin fever to me.

  3. This could be renamed "ten reasons you probably shouldn't follow me on twitter."

    Seriously, I've tweeted about at least seven of these things lol. I am what's wrong with twitter.


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