10. If you support that, then you must support *insert atrocity here*
9. It’s God’s will
8. Everyone knows that *insert questionable claim here*
7. Blood is thicker than water
6. Don’t worry, it’s all natural
5. How would you feel if you had *insert traumatic experience here*?
4. My parents always taught me that…
3. You should read *insert shitty book here*
2. You’re either with us or against us
1. But I was drunk!