Perhaps religion persists through each member’s shared desire to feel whatever everyone else claims to feel. Perhaps it is through Stockholm Syndrome.
Enthusiomosis – excitement that permeates to others
If every banker, lawyer, and preacher was thrown into the Grand Canyon, it would still not be filled, but the world would be infinitely happier for it.
Speak the truth quietly, or be prepared for the consequences.
History has taught me that we do not learn from history.
I hate flattery, and have successfully avoided it by remaining completely unimportant.
Having to listen to someone ramble for years on end is usually one of two things. If you get a piece of paper afterwards, it’s called an “education.” If you get a piece of paper before it started, it’s called a “marriage.”
Those afraid of heights should not stand on the shoulders of giants and look down.
Waterboarding: aka “the terrorist baptism”
No hero’s path is easy, but not every difficult path is heroic.
I think a woman coined the term “spooning,” because a man probably would have called it “forking.” It had to be a man who coined “doggy-style,” because most animals do it in that position, yet we chose dogs. Women would have called it something like “kitten-style” or “pony-style.”
The only questions a man ever asks a woman: Are you angry at me? Does that feel good?
Republican chant:
We’re straight
We hate
Get used to it!
It’s funny how the words, “We’re at war,” can negate all logic and wisdom.
Orientated – not the same as oriented. Oriented means “to be directed or instructed,” whereas orientated means “the process of becoming Oriental.” [It actually means “to face east.”]
Religion tells its followers not only what they should do, but also what others ought to be doing. It attempts to infect others, be they family and close friends, or even the entire society.
Philosophers, bioethicists, and priests amuse themselves in debate over genetic engineering as if their noise will slow, or even stop, technological inevitability. However, there is no debate, only a race to perfect and implement it properly. Our moral posturing serves only to determine in which country the advances will be utilized first.
There is an exciting opportunity in genetic engineering to redefine what it means to be human. I am very optimistic about the whole idea, as I see my species as having no place to go but up.
If the path you take is behind a popular master, you will find yourself walking not in his footsteps, but in those of his followers.
Who achieved more: you, a real person who will be forgotten, or Zeus, who is remembered despite never having existed? It’s depressing to think that imaginary characters are the subject of paintings and have statues erected to them, while most of us will be forgotten in just centuries.
Enthusiomosis – excitement that permeates to others
If every banker, lawyer, and preacher was thrown into the Grand Canyon, it would still not be filled, but the world would be infinitely happier for it.
Speak the truth quietly, or be prepared for the consequences.
History has taught me that we do not learn from history.
I hate flattery, and have successfully avoided it by remaining completely unimportant.
Having to listen to someone ramble for years on end is usually one of two things. If you get a piece of paper afterwards, it’s called an “education.” If you get a piece of paper before it started, it’s called a “marriage.”
Those afraid of heights should not stand on the shoulders of giants and look down.
Waterboarding: aka “the terrorist baptism”
No hero’s path is easy, but not every difficult path is heroic.
I think a woman coined the term “spooning,” because a man probably would have called it “forking.” It had to be a man who coined “doggy-style,” because most animals do it in that position, yet we chose dogs. Women would have called it something like “kitten-style” or “pony-style.”
The only questions a man ever asks a woman: Are you angry at me? Does that feel good?
Republican chant:
We’re straight
We hate
Get used to it!
It’s funny how the words, “We’re at war,” can negate all logic and wisdom.
Orientated – not the same as oriented. Oriented means “to be directed or instructed,” whereas orientated means “the process of becoming Oriental.” [It actually means “to face east.”]
Religion tells its followers not only what they should do, but also what others ought to be doing. It attempts to infect others, be they family and close friends, or even the entire society.
Philosophers, bioethicists, and priests amuse themselves in debate over genetic engineering as if their noise will slow, or even stop, technological inevitability. However, there is no debate, only a race to perfect and implement it properly. Our moral posturing serves only to determine in which country the advances will be utilized first.
There is an exciting opportunity in genetic engineering to redefine what it means to be human. I am very optimistic about the whole idea, as I see my species as having no place to go but up.
If the path you take is behind a popular master, you will find yourself walking not in his footsteps, but in those of his followers.
Who achieved more: you, a real person who will be forgotten, or Zeus, who is remembered despite never having existed? It’s depressing to think that imaginary characters are the subject of paintings and have statues erected to them, while most of us will be forgotten in just centuries.
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