In an 8-1 ruling, the Supreme court today determined a girl's school violated her rights when they strip-searched her in search of... *drumroll*... ibuprofen (Advil). Zero tolerance = zero intelligence.
As anyone can probably guess from the title of my post, which Supreme Douchebag was the lone dissenter? Clarence Thomas[!], who has a record of sexual harrassment. I'd like to thank you, Honorable Justice Thomas, for showing us that douchebaggery knows no color.
What a year for black people: Obama becomes president, the most authoritarian voice comes from Thomas... well, that's about it.