Sunday, December 13, 2009

Funny Bible Quote #16

And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the Lord; and the Lord slew him.

And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.

And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it [semen] on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore He slew him also.

~ Genesis 38:7-10, KJV with clarification added

1 comment:

  1. Sooooo let see now, the big guy wants brother to bang each other wife. and watches to see you don't spill it on the ground.

    Soooo let's think about this. If Mr. Smuck Onan, you know telling every one that god said bang his dead brothers ol' lady; had, let's just say spilled it (wink), on her mouth and face, would la voyeur grande have let it go??

    Just askin'


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