Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Obituary: Oral Roberts

Televangelist Oral Roberts died today at age 91, illustrating once again that the good die young. His legacy will likely be Oral Roberts University, which he founded in Tulsa, Oklahoma, 1963 (colleges are a huge racket).

I’ll remember him for his claim that Jesus came to him in a vision and commissioned him to find a cure for cancer. Below: CitiPlex office complex, originally built as the Oral Roberts’s City of Faith Medical and Research Center.



It turns out non-evolution based biology doesn’t really… exist.

5 comments:

  1. Nick12/15/2009 10:10 PM

    Not just any Jesus, a 900 foot Jesus!

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  2. Unknown12/15/2009 11:05 PM

    Jesus would have grown quite a bit since we last saw him, so that seems plausible.

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  3. Anonymous12/16/2009 1:11 AM

    Oh, Oklahoma.

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  4. Unknown12/16/2009 1:33 AM

    I love how the buildings are phallic. Clearly one of his balls hung a bit lower than the other.

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  5. myyouthsolution12/16/2009 1:45 PM

    http://www.getreligion.org/?p=23094

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