Friday, December 18, 2009

Funny Bible Quote #21

And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines.

And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king's son in law: and the days were not expired.

Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.

~ 1 Samuel 18:25-27, KJV


  1. O_O That's not just funny, it's disturbing.

  2. I love how he went above and beyond the 100. Maybe this is where they get the idea of the "Protestant work ethic."


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