10. We learn that he personally killed Jimmy Hoffa
9. Spouts anti-Semitic remarks during DUI stop
8. Find out he never pays taxes, and collects unemployment
7. He renounces Mormonism and becomes an atheist
6. Arrested in airport bathroom (for any reason)
5. Found to have written Paul’s racist newsletters
4. Has an anchor baby with undocumented housekeeper
3. He suggests implementing Sharia law
2. The discovery of his seven other wives
1. Caught organizing dog fights on top of his car
I'm so glad for the redesign! I hate reading white text on a black background. Sad that I was cut from the blog roll.
ReplyDeleteI swear, you are on the blogroll. As of now, your last post is 9 hours old, but you were in the most recent 25 for most of the day.
ReplyDeleteOh, there's a "Show All" link. [Hangs head in shame.]
ReplyDeleteYes, it is a shame to be on my blogroll. Sorry about that.
ReplyDeleteYou should change the name of your blogroll from "Blogs Worthy of Your Time" to "Blogroll of Shame".
ReplyDeleteI hate reading white text on a black background.
ReplyDeleteI actually enjoy seeing white on black. Oh wait, you're talking about text...never mind.