I don't even know what the first one is :)
Hint: the soup is a porridge-based Scottish dish
there is a lot of sh*t to flush!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg2AezJo8aQ THE HEAD OF THE INFIDEL!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojR-XRt4rrAIs America burning yet?Maybe we need some more...we use the DIVINE against the ESTABLISHMENT... you?we do better DEMOLITIONS than you, savage...RENOUNCE YOUR ATHEISM AND JOIN THE SOCIALIST FAITH!let them know if the MDC continues more people will die...the WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY - THE DANCE OF DEATHWORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECYFLUSH ATHEISM!Actually it is a ROYAL FLUSH!!!Let me show you how ATHEISTS were partially responsible for 911These ATHEISTS NEED TO BE ON THE TERRORIST WATCH LIST!You don’t even have SCIENCE on your side…You’re a perfect example of when PHILOSOPHY becomes an ENEMY OF LIFE...http://stephenlaw.blogspot.com/2010/06/playing-mystery-card.htmlnot quite samantha with her *supernatural spit*, eh?this isn't one of your little WORD GAMES...blasphemy is a DEATH SENTENCEyou people actually BELIEVE the BS you preach!GOD 1 - atheists 0http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQcNiD0Z3MUAtheists,you are ENEMIES OF GOD AND ARE GOING TO BE ANNIHILATED...Repent and turn to God or be destroyed...YOU HAVE NO CHOICE...my interpretation of the STATUE FIRE... it symbolizes the SPIRITUAL DEATH of atheism...http://www.salon.com/news/2010/06/15/us_lightning_strikes_jesus_statuehttp://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/6/16/1276680110544/The-King-of-Kings-statue--005.jpghttp://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2010-06/54332292.jpghttp://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/butterjesus-1.jpgPRINCESS DI IS WEARING A NEW DRESS!http://www.princeofwales.gov.uk/speechesandarticles/a_speech_by_hrh_the_prince_of_wales_titled_islam_and_the_env_252516346.html______________________________http://skepticblog.org/2010/04/06/would-i-ever-pray-for-a-miracle/Shermer, I WANT TO SEE YOU BEG FOR A MIRACLE...___________________we do like your music Lady Gaga, but...The B**BQUAKE - 911Let me show you the FATE OF TRAITORS...http://www.loiterink.com/photos/products/182_3424_500x500.jpgthey are incapable of telling the difference between SCIENTIFIC *FACT* ANDRELIGIOUS AND PHILOSOPHICAL *TRUTH*... FATAL ERROR!they also preach a *VALUE FREE SCIENCE* called *POSITIVISM* that ignores theinequalities of wealth and power in capitalist civilization...for a sample taste of PZ Myers' GARBAGE...http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/06/sunday_sacrilege_imagine_no_he.phpHIJACKING IN PROGRESS!!!http://hawaiiwebgroup.com/maui-design/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/website-hijacking.jpgHIJACKING IN PROGRESS!!!how can these HEADLESS IDIOTS BET AGAINST GOD!!!________________________________________what happens when you LOSE Pascal's Wager...http://www.peterkreeft.com/topics/pascals-wager.htm____________you FIGHT PAPER MONSTERS...the blood and bodies of the atheist movement...you mofos killed MICKEY MOUSE!!!!this has more TRUTH then what Dawkins, Randi, Harris, Myers, and Shermercombined have said in their entire lives...http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=5R2wE8Sduhs&playnext_from=TL&videos=hht1U_19anc&feature=rec-LGOUT-exp_fresh%2Bdiv-1r-3-HMthey tried to BULLDOZE the entire METAPHYSICAL DIMENSION...they LOST THE WAR......you have FORFEIT YOUR SOUL, shermer... you have become an object in the material world, as you WISHED...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUB4j0n2UDUThey had become ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE AND OF GOD...you pushed too much and *CROSSED THE LINE*degenerates (PZ) or children (HEMANT) - ATHEISTS!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRRg2tWGDSYTHE BOOBQUAKE - 911!****************************************************http://dissidentphilosophy.lifediscussion.net/philosophy-f1/the-boobquake-911-t1310.htm
Did DM get the right answer? I don't know how he got all of that out of a bowl of crap and a hose/cable (or whatever it is), but I'm sure there's some logic behind it. But I think I have the answer if DM doesn't..."Might makes right"?
Answer: Bros before hoes.(from "brose before hose")
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