The Food Standards Agency in the UK has disclosed that cloned meat was sold to consumers. They warn it may cause déjà vu.
Writer Anne Rice announced she “quit being a Christian.” Asked why she was initially attracted to Catholicism, she cited drinking Jesus’ blood and God’s need to be “invited” into your heart.
Sarah Palin proclaimed the rise of “Mama Grizzlies.” Citizens are urged to bungee cable their trashcans shut.
Six black teens drowned in Shreveport, Louisiana. Mel Gibson has reportedly begun digging a moat around his home.