I heard, from very reliable surces, that The Macho Man Randy Savage died yesterday so he could ascend to heaven and battle Jesus to save our planet.Notice there was no Rapture? Praise be to The Macho Man, Oh Yeah !
The world lost the Macho Man Randy Savage... everything might as well have ended. Who next, Dolph Lundgren?
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