I had to do a job at the Tennessee Valley ob/gyn clinic a few years ago. My contact person was Pepper Beaver.I was like a 12 year old when I went in there. No way was I asking for Ms Beaver. I stammered and stuttered for a while until the receptionist figured it out and said "Oh, you must be looking for Pepper"
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