10. Buy organic (food or otherwise)
9. Discuss having black/gay friends
8. Mention not owning a TV
7. Watch TV on computer/Apple product
6. Go skiing
5. Spend parents’ money
4. Hate parents
3. Go camping
2. Hate corporations
1. Get offended by everything (except jokes about white people)
I never buy organic (food or otherwise) if I can help it. It's all bullshit (Literally?).
ReplyDeleteIf I want to watch TV, I use the 52 incher in my living room. It's great for porn!
I haven't been camping since I was running with unsavory biker types.
I love my mama, even if she doesn't have tons of money.
I work for a corporation. Those bastards pay me to like them.
I tried skiing, but couldn't get the boat up the hill.
I don't discuss it much, but I do have black friends. I have a few white ones, too. When I was a youngster in the Army, I, foolishly, made an effort to bed a woman of every ethnicity/minority I could think of... I got almost all of them, save for little people. But, I ain't dead yet.
Fuck, I'm a conservative ?!?
I don't go out of my way to buy organics, but I have to buy organic apples. I get violent hiccups when I eat regular apples. It feels like I am being beaten and it takes about 10 minutes to calm down. Never looked into whatever pesticide is unique to apples or maybe a higher concentration. I do eat about an apple a day and as long as it is organic I keep the doctor away. :)
ReplyDelete10. Buy organic (food or otherwise) – never
ReplyDelete9. Discuss having black/gay friends – never
8. Mention not owning a TV - I have one
7. Watch TV on computer/Apple product – sure
6. Go skiing – never
5. Spend parents’ money - not in many years
4. Hate parents - no
3. Go camping - never
2. Hate corporations - kinda
1. Get offended by everything (except jokes about white people) - no
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Interesting on the organic apples, ex-minister. I've heard that is one fruit you should maybe buy organic due to the pesticide residue. I eat apples, but just buy the regular ones. I've never had a problem (or have I? You got me thinking). However, if you buy organic produce with skins you peel (bananas, oranges, avocados) before eating, you're just wasting your money.
ReplyDeleteI totally have black gay friends! Course, that's cuz I was dating her... ;)
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