Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Top Ten: Ways to Get the Girl

10. Go shopping with her
9. Shower
8. Impress her parents
7. Piss off her parents
6. Show her you care about the same things
5. Stage a huge show of affection
4. Ignore her
3. Tell her you’re a feminist
2. Invite her to hang out in bed
1. Make her laugh


  1. Number two usually leads to number one for me.
    I must not be doing it right.


  2. Yeah, it doesn't really work if you do #2 and get #1.

    This comments nonsense is really irritating... hope it's fixed soon.

  3. The best way to repel a girl is to post a list of ways to "get" a girl - especially if it includes the suggestion that you should "stage" affection or ignore her or tell her you're a feminist - which you clearly are not.

  4. *sigh*

    Bitch, please.

    Next week's top ten: Ways for women to reinforce negative stereotypes about themselves. I think "getting offended by harmless bullshit" will be high on the list.


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