When she falls asleep - snoregasm. When she fakes it to get someting pretty - uleriorgasm. When she falls out of the bed - floorgasm...due to me losing my composure - superiorgasm.
When it's during battle, it's a wargasm. When there's blood, it's a goregasm. When it's after an hour of sex, it's a soregasm. When she can tell another is cuming, it's a moregasm. When it's in uncharted territory, it's an exploregasm.
When she falls asleep - snoregasm.
ReplyDeleteWhen she fakes it to get someting pretty - uleriorgasm.
When she falls out of the bed - floorgasm...due to me losing my composure - superiorgasm.
When it's during battle, it's a wargasm.
ReplyDeleteWhen there's blood, it's a goregasm.
When it's after an hour of sex, it's a soregasm.
When she can tell another is cuming, it's a moregasm.
When it's in uncharted territory, it's an exploregasm.
Why won't my commenting work... hmm...
When she really doesn't feel like it, but cares about you enough to do it - choregasm
ReplyDeleteDuring the ball game - scoregasm
She charged me - whoregasm !
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ReplyDeleteWell, it works in firefox... good enough.
ReplyDeleteIf she's loud - roargasm
ReplyDeleteIf it's one for the ages - loregasm
On a beach - shoregasm
If you were hammered - thorgasm
When it's on shrooms, its a sporegasm.
ReplyDeleteWhen it's at a retail outlet, it's a storegasm.
When it's from anal sex, it's a backdoorgasm.
When it's one climax after another, after another, after another, it's a fourgasm.
When it's more than that, it's a galoregasm.
When you come second, hers is a beforegasm.
When it's with a lawyer, it's a heretoforegasm.
When it's with a Marine, it's a Corpsgasm.
Happy Memorial Day.