Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Top Ten: Weird Annoying Things White Americans Liberals Do

10. Buy organic (food or otherwise)
9. Discuss having black/gay friends
8. Mention not owning a TV
7. Watch TV on computer/Apple product
6. Go skiing
5. Spend parents’ money
4. Hate parents
3. Go camping
2. Hate corporations
1. Get offended by everything (except jokes about white people)

5 comments:

  1. I never buy organic (food or otherwise) if I can help it. It's all bullshit (Literally?).
    If I want to watch TV, I use the 52 incher in my living room. It's great for porn!
    I haven't been camping since I was running with unsavory biker types.
    I love my mama, even if she doesn't have tons of money.
    I work for a corporation. Those bastards pay me to like them.
    I tried skiing, but couldn't get the boat up the hill.
    I don't discuss it much, but I do have black friends. I have a few white ones, too. When I was a youngster in the Army, I, foolishly, made an effort to bed a woman of every ethnicity/minority I could think of... I got almost all of them, save for little people. But, I ain't dead yet.

    Fuck, I'm a conservative ?!?

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  2. I don't go out of my way to buy organics, but I have to buy organic apples. I get violent hiccups when I eat regular apples. It feels like I am being beaten and it takes about 10 minutes to calm down. Never looked into whatever pesticide is unique to apples or maybe a higher concentration. I do eat about an apple a day and as long as it is organic I keep the doctor away. :)

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  3. 10. Buy organic (food or otherwise) – never
    9. Discuss having black/gay friends – never
    8. Mention not owning a TV - I have one
    7. Watch TV on computer/Apple product – sure
    6. Go skiing – never
    5. Spend parents’ money - not in many years
    4. Hate parents - no
    3. Go camping - never
    2. Hate corporations - kinda
    1. Get offended by everything (except jokes about white people) - no

    2/10

    FAIL

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  4. Interesting on the organic apples, ex-minister. I've heard that is one fruit you should maybe buy organic due to the pesticide residue. I eat apples, but just buy the regular ones. I've never had a problem (or have I? You got me thinking). However, if you buy organic produce with skins you peel (bananas, oranges, avocados) before eating, you're just wasting your money.

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  5. I totally have black gay friends! Course, that's cuz I was dating her... ;)

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