Jews, Christians and Muslims claim that people were made in God’s image, and more specifically, men were. My question, then, is what does God do with His penis? God is supposedly the only god, so what does God need male genitalia for? I’m sort of forced to imagine God jerking off incessantly for eons… which kind of explains “the surface of the deep” in the first chapter of Genesis. Hmm… no wonder the sea is salty.
Also, why does God look so much like an ape?