Everything you write blows [me away].
I found your blog, and I will waste no time in reading it.
After reading one post, I think your blog should be titled “Anything But This.”
I hope you [never] die.
A monument to insignificance.
Your blog sucks [me in and makes me want to read more].
The author is truly ambitious in his attempt to use some of those words correctly.
[If you ever stop blogging,] I will kill you.