But you can walk out and angrily demand a refund from the manager. I still remember what I've come to call "The Waterboy incident".
You can always toss rotten cabbage at the stage... like in the good 'ole days.
Who carries rotten vegetables in this day and age?
Who carried them in the old days?
Martha, did you remember to bring the sack of rotten vegetables and fruit? We're gonna need it. I read the reviews!
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