Snippet: Pimps for Jesus

Does anyone else ever feel like Christians are basically pimping out their savior to us? Their whole sales pitch is reminiscent of the “he love you long time” rhetoric of hustlers pandering their cheap prostitutes. Why doesn’t he tell me himself that he loves me, instead of having one of his whoremongers peddling his ass all over town? And, if Jesus wants to be with me so much, why am I expected to always be paying for the pleasure?