10. “As a Republican…”
9. Conspiracies in question form (“Are Aliens in your cereal?”)
8. “According to Ayn Rand…”
7. “The Bible says…”
6. Anything about the intent of the “Founding Fathers”
5. Lamestream media
4. “That’s what they want you to think.”
3. New World Order
2. Feminazi
1. “It’s just a theory.”
I am not a moron (or mormon, as I first read it) or a whacko, and I take offense. I like Ayn Rand, the Bible and everything is just a theory until it's proven.
ReplyDeleteA theory is proven, a hypothesis is unproven...
DeletePlease don't say you like Ayn Rand... please... I respect you too much to hear that. I know you can't really be that selfish.
And I'm sure you aren't a moron, you're more of a whacko (which is I think the right-leaning version of what I am, a nutjob).
DeleteWait... I think it's "an hypothesis." I am no good with articles and h-words.
DeleteSeems to me these should be in reverse order. I can't handle Republicans but enjoy theorists. Good list.
ReplyDeleteSo much of the list focused on conservative ideology, and I actually know some Republicans who aren't completely insane, so I thought I'd give them a break.
DeleteI think Ayn Rand might have been the worst person that ever lived. Even Heinrich Himmler, as evil as he was, cared about somebody, that being the supposed Aryan race. Ayn Rand, however, openly stated she was selfish, and even declared altruism itself to be bad. She was literally the complete opposite of Thomas Paine, Martin Luther King, Gandhi, and Jesus. Everything that is good and wholesome was entirely anathema to her. She wouldn't even help a starving child unless it could somehow benefit her in her bullshit "philosophy" of Objectivism.
ReplyDelete"Worst person that ever lived" ? Come on... I think Vlad the Impaler was way worse than Ayn the Writer.
Delete"She was literally the complete opposite of [..] Jesus."
Well dang right she was the opposite of Jesus; because unlike Jesus, she was an actual person who really existed.
I dunno... I think Hitler, Stalin and Mao are all worse. I think George W. Bush was worse, even.
Delete“Are Aliens in your cereal?”
DeleteI'd say no, but that's probably exactly what they want us to think. So I'll say yes, just in case.
Well, according to Ayn Rand, that's what the Lamestream Media wants you to think.
DeleteThe Bible says that the New World Order is just a feminazi theory.
DeleteAs Republicans, that was not the intent of the Founding Fathers.
DeleteTaken out of context, my above comment would make me sound like a total nut case.
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DeleteI am going to dream of numbers...