Santorum? I Hardly Know ’Em

I don’t usually comment on the Republican flavors of the month, because Romney has this one locked up. The fact that people really think Santorum has a chance at either the nomination or the presidency is almost as amusing as the things he says. However, as someone who loves making fun of Republicans, who am I to walk past such low hanging fruit?

I got to thinking… Republican candidates always move right of where they were the day before, so we can only expect Santorum to get more and more medieval as time passes. So, here is what I predict Santorum will be saying as the race goes on:

I almost feel bad for Republicans… I mean, I would feel bad, if it weren’t for the fact that you could just stop being a Republican whenever you want. However, in the interest of reaching out to the right-wing, I have some advice. There’s already a medical cure for Santorum’s ignorance, and it comes in handy pill form.

Just have Rick hold an Aspirin between his lips, and the problem should clear right up.